Living Is Easy With Eyes Closed

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:24 -0400

Not sure what the cat’s doing here.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:09:28 -0400

Not sure what the cat’s doing here.

iheartchaos: Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:16:34 -0400

iheartchaos:

Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

cuntofdoom: memoryblocks: waffleguppies: obesealpaca: do you...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:42:47 -0400

cuntofdoom:

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

#for god’s sake dr. fisher #get off the poor man’s face #you’re a snail of science #act like it

it got better

Trying to get my Monday morning started

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:28:30 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:28:22 -0400

"Funny, thinks Milton. Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:11:10 -0400

“Funny, thinks Milton. Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.”

- ~David Mitchell - Cloud Atlas
“Half Lives: The First Luis’s Rey Mystery”

Creepy

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:22:19 -0400

My mom singing Ke$ha’s Crazy Kids song and whispering in my ear “we are the crazy people”.

seafarers: Morning in Prague by Markus Grunau

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:38:05 -0400

seafarers:

Morning in Prague by Markus Grunau

"To my daughter I will say, ‘when the men come, set yourself on fire.’"

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:11:10 -0400

“To my daughter I will say,
‘when the men come, set yourself on fire.’”

- Warsan Shire, “In Love and In War” (via audrotas)

Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese at 41st AFI Life Achievement...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:04:37 -0400

Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese at 41st AFI Life Achievement Award Honoring Mel Brooks

darksideofthemoob: horussdildo: twerkerr: coolshoelaces: s...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:59:44 -0400

darksideofthemoob:

horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug

ew. that thing is gross.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:46:11 -0400

jamietheignorantamerican:

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!

I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.

PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.

LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!

JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE

SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.

FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS

sarahthecuddlebug: octemberfirst: abqandnotu: merosse: TINY...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:40:58 -0400

sarahthecuddlebug:

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”

“JENKINS ASSIST ME WE NEED TO FIND HOW MANY TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS TALL THIS LARGE STRAWBERRY IS”